公历2008年7月19日凌晨，静谧的凌晨，本姑娘，再次暴露出了暴力的本性

半夜爬起来去了趟洗手间，回来居然被反锁在门外了！狂怒！

为什么不是偶在里面睡觉的时候反锁啊啊？

风啊风，偶ms没有对不起你

搬来近一年的时间，还不晓得偶房间的门是有钥匙的，这个认知让偶很愤青啊：

太没有安全意识了，不知道要锁门的么？

不过这个时间不是考虑这个的时候啊，得想办法解决，要不觉都没法睡了，5555

找了大概10分钟，未果，果然是没有钥匙的。。。。

对着门，温柔踹了2脚，巍然不动拽着门把，晃悠了半天，

铁将军本色啊，不是那么容易撼动脱落滴

到隔壁房间的窗户勘察了下，爬窗回屋的可能是one to million-

-if i was a spiderman, it should be night to ten--totally a mission impossible

偶住5楼，窗外没有任何可攀附的东西。我睡的房间还是密封阳台的，靠得比较近的窗户已经锁上

只有距离4米外的窗户半开着，难度系数为四颗星（如果那扇窗也关的话，就是五星五星啦-那样也就不会被反锁了，囧）

想找人求救吧，大半夜的，手机也在房间里，电话也没有，钱也没有，还衣冠不整，

估计扯嗓子叫的话，被拉近派出所或者被痛殴的可能性更大些，只好从锁下手，好歹也拆过

很多年没有强行开锁了，圆头锁也不在行，找了工具，对着门锁开始拆卸。

又拆又踹地折腾了半个多小时，总算是锁头被撬下来了，附赠门板有点裂缝，没办法，这个锁毕竟要从里面拆装才对，希望房东看着此房年久失修的份上能够不予追究。

anyway，总算进去了，再次躺到床上，感慨万千：

感慨I：腿上力道不够啊，身手也不够彪悍！小说电视里面破门而入看着都很简单啊，为啥到了我这里，撞疼的是偶自个儿？conclusion：小说电视都是骗人滴！没专业训练不行滴！

感慨II：小偷也不是那么好当的，锁不是那么好撬的，5楼也不是那么好爬的；这年头当小偷也是要“智体美劳”四项全能，全面发展啊（小偷兄的“德”是不能给评啦）！

时光飞逝，转眼又是一年过去了。按照惯例，又是为自己点播生日歌曲的日子了。前几天，在乐道上听到了Corrinne May 的the birthday song，觉得很好听，反反复复播着，仿佛，带着我重温往昔的时光，看着弟弟妹妹们成长的往昔。

T H E    B I R T H D A Y    S O N G
Written by Corrinne May Ying Foo

Don't worry about that extra line
That's creeping up upon your face
It's just a part of nature's way to say you've grown a little more
Trees have rings and thicker branches
Kids shoes get a little tighter
Every year we're getting closer to who we're gonna be
It's time to celebrate the story of how you've come to be
Happy Birthday, my friend
Here's to all the years we've shared together
All the fun we've had
You're such a blessing
Such a joy in my life
May the good Lord bless you
And may all your dreams come true
So light a candle on your cake
For every smile you've helped create
For every heart and every soul you've helped to grow
A little more
A few more pounds, a little more grey
Don't count the years, just count the way
It takes a little time to go from water into wine
Don't ever lose the wonder of that child within your eyes
Happy Birthday, my friend
Here's to all the years we've shared together
All the fun we've had
You're such a blessing
Such a joy in my life
May the good Lord bless you
And may all your dreams come true